i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

sometimes i dislike something but everyone else who hates it seemingly hates it for only insane person reasons