i love dying

I AM a female villain apologist and it IS because they are sexy. that is all

thinking of drawing an anime girl with angel wings but she's in chains and crying.... wtf that would be so sad

good afternoon ladies and entities. regrettably, i am feeling

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.

love sleeping in guest bedrooms. they’re always just a Little off

blanket is tucked in too tight. headboard is too cold. fan is a little too loud. it’s incredible

who’s the most traitorous bastard in your body? mine is probably my deltoid muscle 

hey vampires! im very stupid and have so much blood

skfkslckcnelcncn okay I’m at work yesterday and my coworker is telling me about her husband and 2 kids and is bitching and I’m like go. off. because that’s what I do and she says to me “the litter box is HIS responsibility and most of the time he doesnt even do that!!” and I immediately say. “That’s all he does??” because girl just told me she took out the trash and did dishes and cared for her fucking children all before coming into work that morning and shes like “…. that’s not ALL he does……..” like. every time I talk to a girl in a bad relationship a part of me dies. you dont have to be his mom too. he’s not the three year old. he’s not a fucking tamagotchi that if you forget to feed him and wipe his ass he dies in a pile of his own shit. ladies if he dies he dies

ladies, if he dies, he dies!

I know Dracula is the bad guy of Castlevania and all, but if some zealous Christians showed up at my home and horribly murdered my wife because she did medicine too good I too would probably have gone absolutely fucking feral

He gave them a year and fair warning

oh honey they are fully dead

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

oh, sure. she doesn’t care though. she’s 12 and she’s thriving and she loves to murder

if you were popular in high school you aren't valid :/

people who were popular in high school are legally required to donate to my paypal

shoulda posted this on ig or something. aint no one on this site popular in high school

Cain and Abel