chlorine kissed summer skin

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

my friends talk about furry babes and anime waifus for days on end, but if I say “Jack Black radiates sex appeal”, suddenly I’m the weird one?

jack black exudes raw sex appeal on a level i feel might kill me if i was within five feet of him.

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

its summer and i’m not even wet

love this garf

Transing your gender... Please don't turn off the console...

turned off the console while my gender was getting transed to unlock a fucked up corrupted gender

we have been mutuals for a month. we have had a single conversation. you know everything about me. you know nothing about me. we are besties. tumblr dot com.

i think the moon would like you

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word