The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named âPrometheus.â It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident
So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (canât cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says âwait arenât the guy thatâŚâ
And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I canât help but start crying Iâm laughing so hard about it
imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder
its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.
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Hi, I've been a fan of DoS for a while now and was wondering if anybody knows if silverqueen is going to continue the story or finish it and if they would explain why or why not the story is at the top spot for my Naruto fanfiction favorites and pretty high up the list for favorite fanfiction in general so I'd like to know more about it and if she has published any more fanfiction that are a good read.
Glad to see a fellow fan of DoS. Maybe you're a unfamiliar with online fandom etiquette but usually it's considered a bit of a faux pas to inquire about the update schedule of a fic. It can be discouraging or entitled-seeming.
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Summary: Summary: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
OC is reborn as Nara Shikako (Shikamaru's Twin) and ends up on team 7. This brings along may changes
Author: @silverqueen
Note from submitter: This is unfinished, but is so so good. with lots of worldbuilding
Best written female character for me is Shikako Nara from Dreaming of sunshine. She's a kickass girl and also a nervous fucking wreck, I love her and would die for her but she'd probably find a way to die first and resurrect into a goddess or some shit like that
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Queer Rhetorical Framing in Two Diverging Fandom Responses to a Canon Creator's Transphobia
Queer Rhetorical Framing in Two Diverging Fandom Responses to a Canon Creator's Transphobia
English Department, Texas Tech University
I am looking for current or former active fandom participants, who are 18+, from the fandoms of Danny Phantom and/or Harry Potter to participate in a research study. Participants should be or have been in the fandom for at least 3 years and self-identify as queer (understood expansively to include lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, genderqueer, and any other gender or sexual minorities).
This study investigates fandom participants' navigation of ethical considerations following an original creator releasing public transphobic comments and how this raises questions around what authorship means. Participants are invited to join a 30â60-minute audio-recorded one-on-one videocall on Zoom to discuss their fandom engagement before, during, and after their awareness of the original author's transphobia.
Please fill out the attached Microsoft Form [https://forms.office.com/r/PjPkAC8YAF] if you are interested in participating in this study.
This study has been approved by the TTU Institutional Review Board.
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the âx before gta6â meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named GicÄ Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: âThis happened and GicÄ Petrescu hasnât even died yet?!?â
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
Jason: Oh by the way, your sister can't come over.
Danny: What? Why not?
Tim: Yeah Jason, what's the big deal? Trying to keep more secrets?
Jason: She's a redhead.
Tim, turning to Danny: She's not allowed over.
Danny: What???
Damian, just joining the conversation: What is all this incessant racket about?
Danny: They won't let me bring Jazz along!
Jason and Tim at the Same Time: She's a redhead.
Damian: Ah that explains it.
Danny: WHAT?!?!? WHY?? HOW???
Tim, patting Danny on the shoulder: You don't wanna know.
Was in the mood to reread a fic I hadn't read in a while. Couldn't find it in my bookmark so Googled it. Turns out it really had been a bit since I reread it because the author deleted their whole account around 2yrs ago.
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She had always been something of a figure of fun. Obscurata, with her melodramatic latin name and power to make darkness, who robbed banks and liquor stores and could be foiled by a teenager in a home-made costume.Â
Tank had encountered her years ago, when he was a teenager in a homemade costume, and foiled her on his second attempt. It was almost a rite of passage - if you could take on Obscurata, you were ready for the life. Anyone who couldnât take her down in five or six attempts tended to quit.Â
It had been a surprise to see that rippling dark cape here, and a disappointment. He had... not a fondness, exactly, but a soft spot for Obscurata. She wasnât one of the really bad ones. Older heroes steered the young ones towards her, knowing that theyâd come out of a fight with her bruised but whole. She never killed. She never even seriously harmed. He hated to see her working with the Claw, who did.Â
He tried not to let it distract him. Claw had taken a girl - Lily, one of a trio of new-minted girl heroes - in Tankâs city. Heâd been keeping an eye on the girls, and heâd dropped everything to go in pursuit when he realized it was Claw who had Lily. Obscurata might have bruised and frightened her a little, but Clawâs captives usually wound up dead... or worse.Â
He was strong, that was his thing, so heâd been able to come into Clawâs fortress by breaking through a wall. He skulked as quietly as he could through the corridors, which was not his thing but heâd had to learn to do it. He just had to find Lily and break out. Heâd fight Claw if he had to, but honestly, a quick escape would be better. Heâd left Rose and Ivy Green behind - flower names were unusual but clever - but dealing with one complete newbie was going to be bad enough and heâd rather not have her present for a major battle. They did stupid shit, when they were that young.Â
When he heard the screaming, he abandoned stealth and ran. He didnât have super speed, not like some, but being very strong and almost invulnerable meant you could go a lot faster than a regular person. The screams were horrible, gargling and choking, and he wasnât going to let that kid die, not on his watch, not...Â
But it wasnât Lily screaming.
He saw her first, pressed into a corner, her eyes huge and her hands clamped over her mouth. She was a little bruised and bloodied, but not really hurt as far as he could tell. She seemed to glow, for a moment, until he realized that it wasnât that she was glowing, it was just that the room was full of shadows... moving, unnatural shadows that filled the room like inky fog except for that one small corner and one small teenage girl. And from the other side of the room, where the darkness was deepest, came the terrible screams. And other, softer noises. Wet, horrible noises that made his gorge rise. That sounded like...Â
He had to get to her. Bracing himself, he lunged into the thin screen of shadows between the door and that corner, only to find that they melted away when he approached, avoiding him the same way they avoided the girl. Obscurata commanded shadows, but heâd never seen her do anything like this.
Lily was whimpering very quietly behind her hand, and it seemed to take her a moment to recognize him, but then she dived at him, burrowing into his side when he put his arm protectively around her. Poor kid, she looked scared to death. Newbies werenât supposed to meet something like Claw... or hear whatever this was.
The screams stopped with an abrupt crunch. The rippling, roiling shadows retreated, like those films of smoke in reverse, until they were sucked back into the rippling darkness of Obscurataâs cloak.
Obscurata had not been working with Claw. Not judging by the mangled, dismembered remains lying in a puddle of blood and still showing the remains of his black and silver costume. Obscuratus turned slowly to face them, the smooth mask as impassive as always. Tank had always wondered what was under it. Now, looking at the chewed pieces of Claw, he desperately did not want to find out.Â
For some reason it startled him when her voice sounded as smooth and pleasant as it always had. âIs the child hurt?âÂ
He looked down at Lily. âYou okay, kid?âÂ
She nodded jerkily. âJust regular fight stuff. He...â Her lip trembled. âHe said he was going to... to hurt me. And then it went dark and...â She hid her face against Tankâs side.Â
âThey all know,â Obscurata said, still soft and calm as ever. âThey all know they may not touch the new ones until I permit them. Now and then, one defies me.â The pointed toe of a boot prodded a leg which had rolled a little away from the body. âThen, I remind them why they obey me.âÂ
Tank felt almost as shaken as the girl trembling under his arm. Obscurata was... she was a baby-fight, not powerful or evil enough to do the kids any real harm. Theyâd all believed that. But Claw had been strong, one of the really scary bad guys, and Obscurata had destroyed and eaten him in a couple of minutes.
He had to swallow a couple of times before he was sure he could speak without his voice shaking. âI guess youâre tougher than we all thought,â he said slowly.Â
She chuckled, a pleasant little chuckle made horrible by the blank mask hiding her face and the broken body at her feet. âOh, yes,â she said softly. âI am very strong, and very old, and very much not to be crossed, though I would be grateful if you kept that to yourself. Those who need to know it, know. Those who donât...â She gestured to Lily. âThey need not fear me.âÂ
Tank shook his head. âYouâre... you have to know what people think of you. That youâre one of the lowest level supervillains out there. Teenagers beat you all the time...â He trailed off. âOr... they think they do. When I hit you with that beam when I was sixteen...âÂ
âI actually felt it,â she said, sounding amused. âNot much, itâs true, but I felt it. Most donât even manage that much.âÂ
âBut you let them think they do. Why?âÂ
She shrugged. âIt is.... a hobby, perhaps. A little amusement, in my retirement, to steal a little and let the young ones try their teeth on me.âÂ
âRetirement?â Tank blinked. She looked how sheâd always looked - tall and thin, body largely obscured by shadows, only her mask showing above and an occasional hand or foot emerging then disappearing again. But Gecko, whoâd been going grey when he was a teenager, had said heâd fought Obscurata as a kid. Fought her as a baby-fight, a beginnerâs obstacle. âHow old are you?â
The mask cocked. âOld,â she said softly. âVery old. When I was young, heroes came for me with swords and the new pistols, with their powder smoke and solid balls of metal. Oh, I was fearsome then. I ruled by terror, and my hoard was as great as any dragonâs.â She lifted a long finger - was it in a black glove, or was she far less human than theyâd all assumed? - and tapped the maskâs chin. âIt probably still is. I really should check on it.âÂ
âThen why.... why your hobby? I donât understand.â Tank wasnât sure either of them was getting out of here alive, and yet even now it was difficult to be afraid of Obscurata, who didnât hurt the youngsters even when they hit her with beams.
âBecause when I was young, they were men. And a few women, though not many.â Obscurataâs head lowered a little, and she looked down at her hand. âBut as I grew older, they grew younger. They began wearing masks and fantastical costumes, so I couldnât see their faces. And one day, I found that I had killed a child. A boy of fourteen or fifteen, with a childâs face and a childâs courage.â She sighed. âI was the terror of princes, the nightmare of generals.... but I had never hurt a child. We all have our lines that we do not cross, Tank, and that was mine. But I crossed it all unknowing, and I did not realize it until too late.âÂ
Tank looked at the mangled body. âDid you - â
âYes.â The beautiful voice was sorrowful. âAnd I could not undo it. So I retired, for a time, but I realized that the young ones would still come. So I made a new name for myself and emerged again, seeking out the young and testing them, allowing them to beat me when they were proficient enough, and I made sure that the others like me did not touch them until I had judged them ready to fight.âÂ
âWho made you the judge?â It was Lily, and somehow sheâd managed to go from terrified to annoyed in the sudden way teenagers did. âWhy do you get to decide when weâre old enough to be real heroes?â
Obscurata pushed the dissevered leg towards her with one foot, and Lily squeaked in alarm. âWould you rather men like Claw chose for you?â she asked, a little stern now. âYou and your sisters would be dead now, if not for me, flowers plucked untimely by men with unseemly appetites. You, and all the other young ones who are so brave and so unprepared. Be glad I shield you, and that I came for you when I heard you were taken, ungrateful child.â
Lily cowered. âSorry,â she mumbled. âThank you.â
âBetter.â Obscurata nodded to Tank. âTake her back, and teach them to do more than pose and monologue.â
âI will.â Tank rubbed his head, remembering how Obscurata had broken him of monologuing by smacking him with a chair. âAnd thank you. Really. Itâs... good to know someoneâs looking out for the kids.âÂ
âIndeed.â And then she was gone, fading into the shadows the way she always had. For much longer than heâd known, apparently.Â
It was a simultaneously reassuring and frightening thought.Â
Steph and Cass had just heard about Phantom, Wonder Womanâs ghost son, and decided to go up to the Watchtower to meet him. They get there and figure out heâs in a viewing room all by himself, looking at the stars. Feeling mischievous Steph asks Cass to spook him, claiming that spooking the ghost would be hilarious.
Cass decides to go with the plan and sneaks through the vents. She plans to drop down behind him and poke him or something. What she wasnât expecting was for him to suddenly perk up and turn in his seat to look right at her in the vent. How had he noticed her? Not even Superman could notice her if she knew she was sneaking up on him!
Already knowing the plan is a bust she drops down with the intention of introducing and explaining herself when something weird happens. Cass had been trained since birth to read peopleâs bodies. To her it was her first language. So it surprised her when Phantom seemed to be doing the same to her. Reacting to her in the same way she was reacting to him.
Danny, for his part, is also confused that this bat person seems to be communicating in what he can best describe as a mute form of ghostspeak. She only has a proto-core so she can only project the most basic of intentions to color her emotions but combined with her body movements itâs almost as easy for him to understand as ghostspeak!
It was a silent conversation but the two young heroes quickly struck up a friendship. Cass is happy that sheâs met someone she can converse with without any words or sign and Dannyâs happy to meet someone whoâs capable of understanding and somewhat replying in ghost. The only words shared between them being those that they canât get through a combination of body language and a weak form of ghostspeak, but theyâre mostly entirely quiet.
Cut to half an hour later, Steph is starting to get worried. She hasnât heard a single sound from inside the room and sheâs just about to break in herself when Cass steps out, holding the hand of Phantom whoâs for some reason blushing a bright pit green. She says one word that leaves Steph blue screening, âBoyfriend.â
Bruce: ââŚJason. Did you raid another one of my safe houses? Two thirds of the gear stored here is missingâ
Steph: âDang dude, howâd you haul all that out without getting caught?â
Jason: âum, I didnât?? Whyâre you assuming it was me Bruce?â
Bruce: âJason. I love you, but you are the most frequent safe house raider in the family. It is almost always youâ
Jason: âokay fair, but still. Rudeâ
Damian: âif it was not Todd, who was it?â
Dick: ânot meâ
Steph: âme neither. Too much effort neededâ
Duke: âIâm in bed right now, yâall woke me upâŚâ
Cass: ânoâ
Barbara: âone of you gotta be lyingâ
Tim: âhey, we arenât the only ones who know where Bruceâs safe houses are yâknow.â
Steph: âyeeaah, but the only other Bat brazen enough to rob B is Kate, and she opted out of patrol tonight âcause of a hangover. And we all know that the League knows betterâ
Dick: âI still feel kinda bad for Hal. That was not a good night for himâŚâ
Bruce: âwe still have not established who stole from the safe house. The security footage has been heavily corruptedâŚâ
Jason: âBruce I swear on my own gravestone I didnâtâ ok hold up, someone broke into one of my safe houses too, gimme a minuteâ
Tim: âaaaand time to check mineâŚâ
Duke: âwhy do you guys have so many safe houses? Do I need to start making safe houses?â
Barbara: âIâm going to text Selina and Harley just in case it was themâŚâ
Jason: âeew⌠what the hell is on my floor- bAHAHAHHAA! Oh my GODâ
Bruce: âJason, what isââ
Jason: âso, the good news is, I found the - hehehe - I found the missing g-gear B.â
Dick: âaaaand the news that has you wheeze laughing so hard the comms are staticky?â
Tim: âAlso, what was the ew? You step in something?â
Jason: âitâs all⌠oh man I canât breathe⌠all of Bruceâs gear is encased in lime green jelly!â
Bruce: ââŚwhat.â
Duke: âokay. This is officially worth getting out of bed for, I gotta go see thisâŚâ
âmeanwhile, elsewhereâ
Tucker: âwhat the⌠hey! Who left a huge mess in the kitchen! This is a shared space people! Dan, where are you?!â
Dan: âwho do I get the blame for everything that goes wrong in this house?!â
Dani: âDan. I love you, but you are the most frequent cause of damage and chaos in this household. It is almost always youâ
Dan: âokay fair, but still. Rudeâ
Danny: âIâm home!â
Valerie: âdude, you stink of lime jellyâŚâ
Sam: âwhere were you? Youâve been gone for ages.â
Danny: âoh, potentially jeopardizing my chances of getting into the Justice League, but trust me it was worth itâ
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Damian: Father, I require assistance.
Batman: Is this about the exploding Lazarus pit again?
Damian: Worse.
(Danny phases through the Batcave ceiling holding a glowing smoothie.)
Danny: Hey dad, hey grandpa. Raven says if you keep stress-brooding youâre gonna throw your back out by age fifty-two.
Batman: âŚ
Damian: âŚ
Batman: Explain.
Danny: Oh right. Hi. Iâm Danny. Iâm your future grandson from, like, twenty years ahead. Mom sent me back because dad accidentally started an interdimensional incident trying to prove he could âtotally beat Constantine in a magic duel.â
Damian: I would neverâ
Danny: You absolutely would. I have video proof.
Batman: Raven is the mother?
Danny: Yeah. You guys were terrifyingly in love. Whole âdarkness and violence but secretly soft for each otherâ thing. Really gross honestly.
Damian: Father, destroy him.
Danny: Canât. Genetic immunity. Also grandma Talia already tried.
Batman: âŚTalia knows?
Danny: Oh yeah. She loves me. Calls me âthe tolerable Wayne.â
Damian: I despise this timeline.
Danny: Thatâs okay. Mom said youâd say that. Dad cried when I inherited her empathy and your anger issues though.
Batman: already opening the contingency files
Danny: Donât bother. I inherited ghost powers from a lab accident too.
Batfamily watching from the security cameras
Jason: âOh thank God, Damian finally got humbled.â
Tim: âThe glowing kid called Bruce grandpa and Bruce didnât deny it.â
Dick: âHE CAN PHASE THROUGH WALLS?!â
Cass: silent delighted thumbs up
Steph: âFuture goth divorce baby speedrun any%.â
âWow,â Bruce tensed at the unexpected voice, âthat was, to be polite, an absolute train wreck.â
âThatâs the polite descriptor?â Bruce turned to meet blue eyes, âI shudder to imagine the impolite version.â
The room had been empty. Heâd made sure of it before allowing Dick to move their⌠argument. There were no signs of life on this or the next five floors down. Yet, there he was. A beautiful man, too many years his junior for his thoughts to go straight to the manâs looks, sitting on a stool at a workbench.
âOh, for sure, you definitely donât want to hear what else I could describe that as.â The man nodded, bringing Bruceâs attention to the jewelry tucked into the manâs shirt and hidden by his hair. âIgnoring all the stuff I clearly shouldnât have heard,â which meant he did, in fact, notice the Bat-based vocabulary, âyou are terrible at communicating with your kids.â
âOh?â Bruce strained to sound casual, trying not to give away what all he may have not already.
âOh yeah. Like, clearly you love your kids. Right?â The man waited for acknowledgment, which Bruce begrudgingly gave, before he continued, âright, so, whatâs stopping you from saying it? Just a simple, Iâm worried about you going on that inter-dimensional mission because I love you and want you to be safe, would work great. Might even get you brownie points, you know? Instead of what you said, which implied a lack of trust and a sense of derision towards your sonâs skills, and was never going to be taken well.â Well. That answered well enough what all the pretty man had heard.
âItâs not that easy,â Bruce frowned at him, debating how many NDAs heâd have to threaten the man into signing.
âSure it is. Just open your mouth and say the words, let them sit there, and donât take them back.â Blue met and held blue from across the room before the man rolled his eyes, âright, okay, would it help you to think of it as a series of undefined tasks or a science experiment?â
âThe latter,â the former sounded like what heâd already been working with.
âOkay, so pull up a stool,â the man twirled a pen as he pulled over a loose sheet of paper, âand weâll start with the scientific method: if the big bad Bat communicates ineffectively then his children will be upset because they donât have empathic abilities. What about this sentence can we change to make it better?â
âMy ability to communicate,â Bruce admitted.
âVery good,â the man praised and Bruce wondered if he could get away with slamming the manâs head into the table without it being workplace abuse. Probably not. âSo, if the Bat communicates effectively, thenâŚ?â
âMy children wonât be as upset.â
âBecauseâŚ?â
âTheyâll understand what I mean better.â
âAlright, we now have our hypothesis. Next step is the experiment.â