peach out

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

you wish - flyana boss

hopedrunk everasking - caroline polachek

dearly missed - searows

kill what you eat - searows

yucky blucky fruitcake - doechii

sugar water cyanide - rebecca black

iphone - rico nasty

speed drive - charli xcx

gorgeous - doja cat

no comma - slayyyter

1. this year by the mountain goats

2. the downed dragon by john powell (was listening to the httyd score album lmao)

3. riches and wonders by the mountain goats

4. secret comes out from the lost boys musical

5. spaceman by the killers

6. see me by mal blum

7. finnegan's wake (live) by the high kings

8. miyazaki by paris paloma

9. the scratch by 7 year bitch

10. dashboard by noah kahan

1. Maybe Sparrow by Neko Case

2. (I Can See) The Future by Leith Ross

3. Blueberry Wednesday by Rocco Frattasio

4. Mountain Lullaby by Jealous of the Birds

5. Fairy Fountain by Amy Turk (from Legend of Zelda)

6. Apple Pie by Lizzie McAlpine

7. Ghosts (campfire version) by The National Parks

8. Prairie Song by kairo lucaz

9. Apple Tree Blues by Caamp

10. Tomorrow Will Be Kinder by The Secret Sisters, Punch Brothers

No pressure tags:

tonight tonight - the smashing pumpkins

never come down - brave shores

army - ben folds five

fortunate son - creedence clearwater revival

but it’s alright - jj jackson

go! - public service broadcasting

selling data - jay mccarrol

friday I’m in love - the cure

gun - my chemical romance

funny you should ask - the front bottoms

OpenAI scraped the entire web. All of which had been a labor of love from humans. Wikipedia is the backbone of a lot of LLMs, and that was volunteer human labor. They stole it and now they're selling it back to us.

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!