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#artemis turns up to a party she didnt even want to go to  #is the vibe im getting here

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

You are the only valid manager

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19

I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem

If u can’t donate, reblog so someone else can!!!

things i like about this post: 1. mom checked if they took their meds, which is sweet 2. mom is cool with weed 3. mom knows which vocaloid is len, and put the joint on him like a hat or some shit, which is absolutely fucking hilarious to me

this is literally the only person who reblogged weed len who really appreciated the entire post thank you @tipsybandit

4. len is dabbing

You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

I’ll stop doing when they stop putting chests full of mid-tier armor in the opposite direction of the clearly marked endgoal

how high was she

……DAMN!

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

This is just what depression feels like

this is legit how it plays in my head

You deserve a relationship that allows you to sleep peacefully at night.

YES! get clingy and lovey-dovey, i like that shit

It’s a Bedlington terrior btw, but that kind of takes away from the cryptid nature of it.

DONT LIKE THAT

I feel this is type of dog we weren’t really meant to see….

straight ppl: *literally defiling a corpse* theres no historical evidence of lgbt ppl sweaty (: