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cosmoscenti

“This is the worst birthday ever.”

“Why, because we were chosen as D-Class Personnel?”

“No, because it’s a little humi- YES BECAUSE WE WERE CHOSEN AS D-CLASS PERSONNEL!”

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His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

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This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

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Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

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i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.

and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?

knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they?

borklords

all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig

illkim

#nathaniel look #your thing

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yes

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hatchibomitar

ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats “whiskers.” that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg

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mysticplies

OMG SOME GEM CONCEPTS WERE REVEALED FROM THE STEVEN UNIVERSE ART AND ORGINS BOOK ;0; I LOVE THEM ALL 😭 I SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET THAT ART BOOK 😭

#THE EARTH BEETLE ONE THOOOOO

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when you look at two posts that are very much alike but have been produced by two different blogs

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When you see two posts that are pretty much the same but are posted by different blogs

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THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school.

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice.

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

jesus-lizard-journal

…something that I’ve always wanted to ask. What the hell is that thing around Kermit’s neck?

butch-king-frankenstein

It’s a disguise for the fact that his head and body are separate puppet-parts with a seam in between them

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I was really expecting something more

more.

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also it’s to make him more visually interesting than just being a bare-ass green man

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to put it another way, this was the very first kermit puppet

do you feel dirty yet

drtapeworm

i no longer fear death

#eww what the fuck

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Visit Original Link

(Fart Sound Effect With Applied Reverb.)

corvidous

It’s 4AM and I’m gonna die

naradreamscape

imagine going spelunking alone at night and hearing this deep within the cave

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stupidfuckingsims

i have never watched toy story

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update: i just tried to make buzz and woody fuck in the shower and my game crashed

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