Stinky Sewer Apostate

Needed to get Lucanis out of my system FAST!

I’m so excited for this game I cant believe it’s finally happening! 🥹

✔️ cursed production

✔️ last minute name change

✔️ focus on relationship with companions

Another difficult round choice! Again two characters from the same franchise even if not the same game. Both wizards!

Dorian can only be romanced by male characters while Anders can be romanced by male or female characters.

May the favorite tumblr wizard win!

Sure yeah Alistair makes that off-hand comment about how "there aren't many women in the wardens" that's more indicative of the writing team's sexism than anything else, but genuinely speaking I think there's actually a valid reason for women to not be allowed in the Grey Wardens.

You cannot tell me that Alistair and the HoF were the first to discover what Broodmothers were and how they were made. You cannot tell me that Grey Wardens have been fighting back Darkspawn for centuries and they do not know about Broodmothers. And if the Grey Wardens know about Broodmothers, then they must know that sending female Grey Wardens down into the Deep Roads is a bad fucking plan.

I can understand concessions being made during a Blight; hell, being a Grey Warden is such a Shit Job that I can understand the Grey Wardens being willing to take in anyone. But like...the women who join cannot go down into the Deep Roads for their Calling. And I would argue that them going down into the Deep Roads at all is a bad plan unless they've got some equivalent of a suicide pill with them in case of capture by Darkspawn.

It honestly is baffling to me that there's NO mention of protocols for female grey wardens during their Calling or expeditions to the Deep Roads being different AT ALL. All it would take is Alistair saying something along the lines of "So that's why there's so few women in the Wardens" after they discover the Broodmother.

Because a women joining the Wardens isn't just risking death.

my inquisitor shiala of clan lavellan used to have dirthamen's vallaslin but then i decided that mythal's vallaslin fits her better as a character. also then meeting mythal is slightly more dramatic. i chose the one that is on the forehead, lips, and under the eyes