hello, beautiful

I actually find him really really attractive.

100% would tap

then just for all of you.. enjoy.

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

All I want for Christmas Is you(r head between my legs)

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 sqft of fluffle

its sad when cute boys dont think theyre cute

it’s sad when cute boys don’t think i’m cute