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@tymniemniej
Hiya! Welcome to this corner of insanity.
Mostly Electric Callboy content but also a sprinkle of other stuff.
Sideblog, so my follows/likes come from a different blog.
unofficial scribe of Sir Tank
humble writer (will take comments as payment)
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mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?
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DOUBLE FEATURE: Peel It Off / McThreesome
That's right, this week the boys have inspired not one, but two horny fics starring Dom Dan, just by simply existing.
Peel It Off - Dan knows that little attentions make Kevin happy.
McThreesome - After an intense session Dan orders food for his boys.
Click the above links to read the stories on AO3
Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.
Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction
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sub this dom that. what if they are both completely chained to their devotion to each other. theyβre rendered powerless by it. nobody is driving the bus.
imagine hiring an assassin and they talk to you in a customer service voice
"Hello, how can I help you today? Wonderful, can I get a first and last name? And how would I spell that? Awesome. And would you happen to have an address for this individual? And place of work? Fantastic.
Now, I'm going to give you a number, and I'm going to ask that you send in a photo of your target alongside any additional information you may have- family members, security, combat training, medical conditions, just anything you can think of that might be helpful.
Wonderful, you are all good. All we need now is a piece of government-issued ID, for insurance purposes, and a location for payment pickup. We accept cash, gold, processed uranium, and etransfer.
I'm sorry, we don't take american express.
Good, okay, so it looks like we are all set- when the job is complete, you will be notified VIA discreet codeword that a stranger will whisper to you on a crowded street.
We do not issue receipts, but if you'd like, I can arrange for a specific breed of tropical flower to be sent to your home address. Our associates will be able to validate it should the need arises.
And is that everything you were looking for today? Great! Thank you for coming to us. Have a nice day!"
Alternatively,
"I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid the Pope is a high-status target that is beyond our area of service.
Yes, I- no, I'm sorry, I'm not able to do that for you.
Okay. Okay. Yes, I understand.
Sir, if you're going to use that sort of language, you should know that our HR department does operate in a hands-on capacity.
Wonderful. You take care."
They create a perfectly normal call cemter staffed by decidedly amoral college students and paying them at least 4x minimum wage.
hiring manager: youβre not concerned about the ah, services we offer?Β
a college student who has eaten ramen twice a day for the past year: for $25/hour iβll pull the trigger myself
Look, the difference between Assassins and Customer Service is that Assassins are paid a lot of money to kill people and Customer Service isnβt being paid nearly enough not to.
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i love every pixel of you my dear mutual
