For the bots

“Unfortunate! Anyway,”

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

formative years? aren’t they all?

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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