the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

This is even more important and beautiful because Brie has been very vocal about doing a lot of her own stunts but these women trained her, doubled for her, helped her build this character, and are part of the group who paved the way for female stunt performers and actresses who do their own. Being a stuntman is often a thankless job even when you’re a dude but when you’re a woman it’s even more looked over. They hardly ever get the recognition they deserve. All the love to these 3 ladies!

No you don’t understand. It’s far more important then this. There has been a surge of deaths among stunt people in recent years. The reason for this is due to the increased demand for stunts and the poor regulations . By inviting them on stage she gives them publicity and with publicity comes power. The power to negotiate for safer conditions for all stunt people. This is an incredible gesture, not just offering her support but giving it in front of tens of millions of people

mike’s hard look at yourself

Mike’s hard constructive criticism

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

When has a child of the first family ever???????

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

seriously go sasha 

i just love that little secret all women share. i love that even when a man thinks he’s got a woman who worships the ground he walks on, when he thinks he has complete control, that he’s the ultimate voice of authority and that he shits gold, that woman will privately know he’s stupid. even if she never says it, she’ll know

womanhood is actually just an extended piece of performance art called “yes, mister, you are very smart”

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

sorry but i’m not gonna date someone i don’t find physically attractive in some way people keep acting like it’s shallow or superficial to say stuff like this but it’s important

this is the greatest blooper 

lingerie won’t cure my chronic depression, but if i’m gonna be sad, i might as well look cute while i cry 

people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring

oh my sweet summer child

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?