i’m kinda glad chernobyl memes are a thing now because it means i can send them to my dad who swam in the river by it a year or so before it exploded
like just to be clear it WAS leaking
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i’m kinda glad chernobyl memes are a thing now because it means i can send them to my dad who swam in the river by it a year or so before it exploded
like just to be clear it WAS leaking

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everyone in the notes is crying but this is so fucking funny.
‘bitched, you did’
here’s my hot take
Voldemort Roleplay 18+
Ah, ‘ello there… Would you like to join me for a cuppa tea?
‘ello mister voldemort gov’na two sugars please! could u say a little somefing for my yewchube channel?
Voldemort’s smile fades as he stares deadpan at the fellow British YouTuber. Tracer’s channel has more subscribers than him, and it does NOT make him feel Gucci.
…….. of course, but first follow me into my cellar filled with delicious cheeses.
tracer squints into the cellar and takes a greedy handful of cheese from a barrel marked ‘dairy free’. she’s not real hungry but she can’t afford to show weakness in front of her new friend and possible future YouTube collaborator….
oi fook yum how did u know how much i love cheese? this dairy free gouda sure is tastie mister voldemor-
wait…. wot are u doin’ love?
lacticus doloricus… the fourth forbidden curse
HNNNG OH FOCK NO MY LACK TOES INTOLERANTS
HAH wench! Now how will you make those pizza review videos? I own the British pizza review YouTube niche now.
Now go make some second rate ‘Let’s Play’ series like every other mediocre YouTuber.
oi……. don’t forget……… to loike….. comment….., an subscroibe…..
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

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Anakin, Luke, and Rey’s lightsaber
jesus christ luke’s such a useless twink
anakin: im gonna fuck up palpatine rey: im gonna fuck up kyle luke: this isnt the ugg store
if finn and poe so much as speak to each other. if finn and poe even look at each other. if there is a shot of one of them and then a shot of the other and it looks like they could be standing in the same room. its clown college for me.
took this from p*sitivememes because I’m losing my goddamn mind
poe is such a fun star wars character hes just like a gay man who loves flying his little airplane around what more could you want
Arthur: Maybe my father was wrong. Maybe sorcery isn’t all evil. Don’t you have anything to say about magic, Merlin?
Merlin:

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This is Shakespearian.
I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.
you: i’m baby me: i’m this dude:
i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes
Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it
hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it.
So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you
honestly at this point I wish they’d let out all the monkeys and gorillas locked up in zoos and then allow them to interact with human society and we’d all just have to see how it pans out

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y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic
We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.
You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.
Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.
you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy
I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that
Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?