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i’m kinda glad chernobyl memes are a thing now because it means i can send them to my dad who swam in the river by it a year or so before it exploded

like just to be clear it WAS leaking

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jesus christ luke’s such a useless twink

anakin: im gonna fuck up palpatine rey: im gonna fuck up kyle luke: this isnt the ugg store

if finn and poe so much as speak to each other. if finn and poe even look at each other. if there is a shot of one of them and then a shot of the other and it looks like they could be standing in the same room. its clown college for me. 

poe is such a fun star wars character hes just like a gay man who loves flying his little airplane around what more could you want  

This is Shakespearian.

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it

hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it. 

So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you

honestly at this point I wish they’d let out all the monkeys and gorillas locked up in zoos and then allow them to interact with human society and we’d all just have to see how it pans out

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?