I'm just a Craigular Joe

Big stupid penis

no

divorce. prevails.

they would find each other in any universe to get another divorce

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

World Heritage Post

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

mario party minigame

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry