'ello 'ello

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

im not always horny. but im always like 30 seconds of fantasizing away from being absurdely horny.

more women should have the body of a snake imo

more women should have 4 arms

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this