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I like my job but I wish I was home sleeping because I’m depressed.

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househunting

$689,500/3 br/2.5 ba

Kalama, WA

Built in 1984 [househunting on substack, free]

#dream house

kleinergeist

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

hermann-rorschach

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

kleinergeist

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

I did more than nothing but not enough to feel like I did things. So I’m going to make a list. I miss making my little lists and crossing things off and feeling a drip drop of dopamine maybe I can get back in the habit.

Must:

Laundry

Cat box

Garbage

Would like to:

Hang up laundry

Scrub bathroom fixures

Shower

Clean shelves in fridge

I’m having a big feelings day but not big enough to get the catharsis of crying. Just irritability, resentment and wheezing for some reason. I am stuck in a level grinding phase of both Pokémon arceus and real life I guess.

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niceinchnails

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

ribbondear

niceinchnails

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

harmalade

“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

pawcakes

this bitch gets it

parakeet

who's doing this

xtec

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

noneuclideangarf

spent too long on this

so-many-ocs

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

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theonion

Struggling to come to grips with the unreasonable demands, local man Gerald Ullman told reporters Wednesday that his overbearing girlfriend was expecting him to take the feelings in his head and use words to say them into the world. “I just don’t get what she means when she says I should use my mouth to turn my thoughts into language,” said the frustrated Ullman, explaining that “brain thoughts aren’t for girlfriend.''

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cannibalchicken

owlservice

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

humiliationvictim

Can I still be a leftist if I’m a reactionary conservative

innerchildabortionclinic

capitalism is crazy because you really do have soda companies committing human rights violations on the level of like, more stereotypically evil industries. to sell and make soda

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thatdiabolicalfeminist

are people talking about the labor conditions at Taylor Farms yet? like the fact they use enslaved prisoners in their facilities?

are we drawing the connection between worker safety and consumer safety & public health yet?

are people demanding to see the conditions in this place that keeps making us sick? why are the enslaved workers not having the time to use the bathroom or to rest when ill? very few people would shit in front of their coworkers given any choice at all.

Watched most of Good Boy with Cecil and it was so much creepier than all the other horror movies we’ve watched together lately. The masks will probably be in my nightmares for a while.

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