[404 error] fucks not found

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

Everything that is me has a bit of you.

Confidently racist.

Damn cony hawk

A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled. A bagel is not a bagel unless it's boiled.

Why are some people so against onion powder and garlic powder. First of all, some of us have to cook on weeknights. Second of all, I’ve literally used fresh garlic and garlic powder in the same dish before because they have legitimate separate culinary purposes you dumbass

Oh am I gonna put fresh onions on my deep fried potatoes? Rub half an onion all over a Tri tip I’m about to throw on the grill and hope the essence of it soaks in?

If you hate onion and garlic powder you are telling on yourself that you don’t have the range. You don’t have the range, darling.

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

clawing my way out of a manhole to escape my saw trap and I immediately fall down another unrelated manhole