blue.

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

i enjoy the miserable girl character.

Social media has made us so eager to “show and tell” but there is beauty in privacy. Everything isn’t meant to be on display. It’s perfectly fine to keep some things for you.

this straw? oh, she’s my last

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence