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You will (not) stop

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Sent this to my mom (she’s a nurse) and this was her reaction
I love her-
Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p
Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?
Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
Fujimaru Ritsuka 【Gudako】 -
藤丸立香 【ぐだ子 】
【Fate/Grand Order】

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by Rei Wataru たる@tarutaruiiigo
For those wondering why there was no casual Yui, it's because she got drawn for the Heroic Spirit Exhibition Attire craft essence instead
Humans are discriminatory by nature, yet the most loving after their prejudices are proved false
Imagine a human meeting two completely different species of aliens...one looking terrifying and scary, and the other, the most ethereal being
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H: Woah...
A1: Hey.
A2: Hey~
H: *looks at A2, amazed* Woah...you're cool. You're an alien?
A2: Yep...from a whole different planet...*gets close to H*
H: I AM interested in you but...my personal space is being invaded right now and I don't like it...
A2: Why don't you say we head to my KFO and...eat some other aliens like me...
H: YOU EAT YOUR OWN BEINGS!?
A2: ....sometimes?
A1: Hey A2, H feels uncomfortable. Step back.
A2: Whatever. *leaves, bored*
A1: *looks back* hey, are you oka- Wait where did they go? *heres noises near their feet*
H: *is at A1's feet crying of happiness and hugging their legs* Ahhh....you are the besttttt!!! How dare I judge youuuuu....
A1: H-hey, don't. Just get up. I don't blame you...I AM scary...
H: *gets up and cups their face in their hands* you are GORGEOUS and I will protect you with my life from now.
by Boa@ardent_knight
never 4get ritsuka kill death murder moments
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Little Gudas and their servants
Treatment of a Patient at the Casino after Olympus
Source: Syatey_12
TL and TS: Burning_Crusader
Ritsuka fujimaru in TRAUM
upper middle class guda is such a funny unintended consequence of ordeal call 2 because im 100% certain that the writers didn't really intend for it to be like that BUT I think it'd be really funny to misconstrue it a bit and have it explain that guda has very little sense of money especially because they're also surrounded by servants who just throw money into gudas path + the only money theyve used for the past decade(?) is multicolored rocks, golden cups and in-house company credit cryptocurrency to feed to their blorbos
"the ultimate 9-5er of humanity is a rich nepobaby who has never once looked at their bank account out of anxiety so they don't realize theyre a millionaire" is honestly the funniest footnote characterization they could have added to "Norm L. Manne" guda
"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

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can't doze off. can't sleep. I'm in immediate threat of being fucked to death