Worm Slut

Not my circus, not my monkeys. In fact I'm pretty sure those monkeys only answer to Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

#yeah the circus belongs to the jade emperor #yeah the monkeys are trashing it up good

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

I can never take those "maid and princess" kink scenarios as intended because every time I see one I get a vivid mental image of a scenario where owing to a series of bizarre miscommunications each is convinced they're the one taking sexual advantage of the other.

What I'm getting from the notes on this post is that for a lot of y'all your ideal kink scenario is basically an erotic Abbott and Costello bit.

I will elaborate. Harpo is using the toys extensively and expertly but (a) only toys; (b) they're all funny in some way; and (c) totally silent and grinning. Chico is the only one who is either (a) doing any sado stuff or (b) using any bioquipment.

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