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This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

dont talk to me unless youre lgbt, a mild tacobell sauce packet, or the mummy ride from orlando studios florida,

And if im all three?

ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need what’s new pussycat played 7 followed by it’s not unusual followed by what’s new pussycat

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell the one thing they can’t replace.

THERE’S a sea of drunk toddlers LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

You have the moral backbone of Delta Airlines

Cancelling plans is like Xanax