Gay Boi

Socially awkward nerds are kinda fucking hot tbh. oh ur infodumping okay well why don't you dump a load inside me too while ur at it.

log in and fag out

let's talk about the morning i almost fell for a banking scam because i was still riding a high from making out with someone the night before

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

wydm you dont sexualize me and fantasize about fucking me raw? i thought we were mutuals

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

The term “situationship” is KILLING romance!

Why take something beautiful and fascinating like an undefined impractical romance and describe it with some vape-esque word like situationship. A spiritually heterosexual word. You’re supposed to write genre defining poetry about this kind of madness, and yet “situationship” is the term we’re choosing to use these days. OKAY.