yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

keanu reeves and two dead guys

ok this one made me laugh

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲. 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲. 𝐏𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞. 𝐌𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧. 𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐦𝐞. 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬. 𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐃𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟.

RIGHT!

Talk about BREATH CONTROL

Everybody already know she got some strong ass lungs…But did she stumble a little when she kicked back the chair?

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