celery salt

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

with love to you all you CANNOT be pretending tswift is a master lyricist. like you absolutely can and i cannot stop you but it is embarrassing. i’m protecting my own peace

“you just hate her stuff because she’s a woman” Nah i hate it because it sucks so fucking bad and i’m tired of hearing it. hope this helps

Why's that of all the microidentities there isn't one for people who enjoy sex but also don't wanna be doing it. We also need representation #prudegirl #NOTOSEX #chastity #ihavebetterthingstobedoing

Unrestrained summer fun 😁

this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean

Such a quiet and gentle experience for a megafauna cryptid that can headbutt a speeding truck and walk away It’s like seeing Godzilla in a kiddie pool