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yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

Thinking about how the Cat King truly shot himself in the foot by being so hot his crush realises he's gay, but also gay for his bestie. So sexy but at what cost

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

i hope one day you wake up and feel better about everything

i love springsteen songs about being employed. "i get up every morning and go to work each day" no you do not bruce springsteen

date idea: take them to the rainforest cafe and start screaming like you’re about to die when the fake thunderstorm begins

“my body is a temple” well MY body is the USS enterprise and let me tell you there are some inconceivable situations happening on board

honestly i know that esther is like despicable and evil and tortured edwin, killed monty to twinkify him and then killed him again & also killed niko (the love of my life, may she rest in peace 😔), collects children to steal their youth, made a deal with a primordial goddess named lilith for immortality but she served SUCH a severe degree of cunt that i can't not be in love with her

what dbd fandom doesn’t understand is that the cat king is a huge loser for falling for the boy he’s seen twice in his life, then being rejected, dying for the said boy and after all that almost fainting after one little kiss on the cheek

On a scale from ‘sacrificing him to a devil’ to ‘trapping him in your town with a Clever Test’ to ‘betraying the cause you were made to enact in a desperate attempt to save him’ how well are you handling your gay crush on Edwin Payne