Shitfuckery overload

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

I am in another chokehold by a middle age actor damn it

a man and a woman can be strictly platonic friends. but a man and a man can’t be that. they have to have violent gay sex and be obsessed with each other. it’s the yaoi rule

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

crab

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

stop trying to be palatable, stop trying to be palatable, stop

i give u full permission to be weird. i am signing your permission slip

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

the song of humanity will continue to be sung btw. if you even care.