Shitfuckery overload

a man and a woman can be strictly platonic friends. but a man and a man can’t be that. they have to have violent gay sex and be obsessed with each other. it’s the yaoi rule

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

crab

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

stop trying to be palatable, stop trying to be palatable, stop

i give u full permission to be weird. i am signing your permission slip

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

the song of humanity will continue to be sung btw. if you even care.

there comes a point in a musician's discography where you're like "this is a jam but you need to stop dating assholes"

people tagging this taylor swift but like. i specified "jam"