You Handsome Devil

i went at not writing island and saw all of you there

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

Because Times Square is featured in far more media than Shibuya Crossing is.

I didn't even know it was actually called "Shibuya Crossing" I just knew it was a crossing in Shibuya so that's what I called it lol

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

I would give anything to be able to see how the world looks through the eyes of a mantis shrimp. it's been a deeply felt desire of mine for a very long time now and I will not know satisfaction until it is somehow requited

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

big fan of rose quartz. i think we should have more rocks with just a bit of iron in them that makes them bright pink

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.