Vices

ENTJ:

ENTP:

INTJ:

INTP:

Me: what?

Fi

“I don’t like to see others sad”

“I want my feelings to be taken care of first”

Fe

“I need to help everybody”

“I hate everybody”

Ti

“I understand everything so much better than others”

“It is not humanly possible to reach a state of complete knowledge”

Te

“I want to meet goals quickly”

“My impatience makes me miss out important details, which slows down progress”

Ni

“I know the truth of everything”

“My mind is so abstract that I can’t pin down what I’m thinking”

Ne

“I have a million possible ideas”

“But I have a hard time deciding which one is better than the rest”

Si

“I need to remember every little detail to feel safe”

“Because I know all the minute angles of a situation by heart, I can perceive a million ways things can go wrong and I feel very unsafe”

Se

“I’m one with my surroundings”

jokes? puns? yes please

so long as you aren’t making them for attention–we haven’t got that much attention to give

appreciate our obscure references. You don’t have to actually understand, just smile like you do

feed us

be able to hold a conversation, and also sit with us in silence

periodically supply us with books referrals, useless facts, and random trivia

yes, we are often self-destructive, but don’t smother us with your protection. Let us walk into walls sometimes, it brings us back to reality

did I mention we like food

don’t call our ideas stupid or impractical, even if they are. Gently supply advice

if we finally fall asleep, do not awaken us. Do Not.

small doses of affection at first. We are affection-starved and have learned how to operate without it. INTP will rebel if showered with affection too soon

if we come to you, don’t shut us down. We’re Fe stupid, and will take it to heart and never approach you again

really we’re cats. Just treat us like you would a cat

we’ll probably even chase the red dot

Collaboration with @tenderabsynth

INFP

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ENTP: I’ve been drinking and doing drugs, I’m depressed, my family is a mess…

INTP:  I love you, I’m proud of you, and you’ve grown up so much regardless.

ENTP:  BISH, I LOVE YOU TOO AND I’M NOT JUST SAYING THAT LIKE I DON’T EVEN LIKE HUMAN EMOTIONS. 

Adonis, ‘I Imagine a Poet’, Selected Poems (trans. Khaled Mattawa)