Burning Car Press

Let's Play...TOPTA

Now available on the BCP web site, a selection of high quality, ultra desirable TOPTA themed T-Shirts and Hoodies!! Get yours before the heat death of the universe! Only 15 billion more years to go!!!

The current development pipeline is as follows: A 2-4 player YELLOW ALERT scenario called Reckless Driving. Reckless Driving will be a sit down game that people can play via zoom and will be available as a pdf and print versions.

Firstly a couple of updates. I’m now producing t-shirts. That is to say, it now possible to purchase t-shirts from the BCP web site. There is currently only one design, that being the front cover, but there will be more to follow including the face of Ringo and the legend “Time to start flicking poodles at Nuns”. Development News The current development pipeline is as follows: A 2-4 player…

Issue 002 sold and delivered to Helen G

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLHSRT3nCmT/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Helen, transported through a tear in the fabric of her own time shard after opening the Hard Back TOPTA rules.

Issue 001 on it’s way to Jen T

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They’re here

The first Hard Back editions are here. Be the first to get a signed copy !!! https://vimeo.com/508105321

Hard Back TOPTA now available

The Hard Back version of TOPTA which includes a fee .pdf download is now available from the Burning Car Press stores The future’s bleak, so learn to live in the past….

Hi all. TOPTA is also available on DriveThru RPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/344486/Tripped-Out-Psychotic-Time-Agents They gave it an adult filter – I have no idea why?? Kxxx

It Lives….

Have you ever wanted to play a drug-fuelled, paraphilic, porno fuck-puppet from the future? Essence Shifting through time into the corpses of innocent victims and battling an army of shapeless Blasphemies while swigging tequila? If yes, then this, buddy, is the game for you! Available as download or pre-order Hard Back. Available now ….

Well, sadly I can’t squeeze Reckless Driving into the rules in time, but Charlie is more in tune with the feeling of the game anyway. Reckless Driving will be released as a PDF or ring bound physical copy in February. The ship will self destruct in ….

Rules typeset and ready to go

The rules are now complete and come in at 158 pages. Fingers crossed I will have the time to squeeze in two scenarios, Reckless Driving and Charlie. This will bring the total page count to roughly 200 pages. I will be adding a pre-order button soon, but the expansion in pages means I need to re-calculate the cost of the Hard Back versions.

It so happens….

It so happens that January 22nd 2021 is the pre-anniversary of year zero which starts in 400 years time. So for that reason and that reason alone, the TOPTA release clock has been moved to that date. In all respects, other than the three included scenarios, everything is finished (warts and all), so I would like to thank everyone for their patience. The new (AND FINAL!!!!) date allows me to…

Sorry Chaps and Chapettes,

I’m adding a month to TOPTA release date due to new work commitments.

Stay safe you lucky people!!

Kxxx

12 days to TOPTA

The Burning Car Press site is now live and if you go to http://burningcarpress.uk/topta/ you’ll see there is a countdown. This is the deadline for the downloadable, self print rules. I’m hoping to have the full spanking art work version available too, but that is a financial investment that I need to consider.

An Agent JETs (Jump Essence Technology) into a new host.

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Good news my fellow COWs (Children of Worthing),

TOPTA is pretty much complete as far as the written word is concerned and about 90% of the graphics have already been completed. Thank to Stacey, I am furiously re-writing and re-ordering sections of the rules.

I can confirm that there will be three scenarios included:

Green Alert – THE RED WITCH OF ASKANIA. Set on the path to the Holy…

Whoa! TOPTA is really moving ahead at great speed. Mainly doing tweaks to the visuals and page layout, with some major rule revsions and converting two scenarios to the new TOPTAD6 system.

If (and it’s a big if…), but if I can get TOPTA rules and Isolation Fever completed by the end of June deadline, then I thinks it’s possible to convert, Pig Day Afternoon, The Wickerman of Witan completed as…