Sparkling Quesadilla

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

Actually can anyone find me one of the comic panels where Tim actually has an off-brand Sprite soda called "Spite"? I know it's not as common as Zesti, but I know it exists and I need it for Reasons.

HOLY SHIT

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.

These goots need some boots

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WOOF WOOF BARK BARK AWOOGA

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.