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an attempt at drawing almost every named character in the silmarillion (minus a bunch of Men characters bc i didnt have designs for them, as well as assorted minor elves like salgant or elenmire + the valar and most maiar cuz im still redesigning them) 😙
been really busy these past months but i worked on this on and off in-between (you can see a process gif here!!). since ive got a bit of free time for now, ill try to get back to being more active :D sorry for disappearing out of the blue again but happy almost half a year... wait wdym we're almost halfway through 2025 already...?!?! ToT
edit: just in case there is trouble viewing the picture in high resolution (idk if tumblr is compressing the quality or anything haha), here is a link to it uploaded on pixiv where (i hope!!!) there should be no problem 🤞
Prompt: Okay so, as a fan of you XIX The Sun, I was wondering if I could ask for a modern girl in middle earth, because I got elves in earth. So Id be content with a little switch. And, I would love the character to fall in love with Caranthir. It would be super funny for her to fall in love with the grumpy elf, and him to fall in love with an skincare obssesed girl that puts on overly dramatic eyeshadow. THANK YOU <333
Requested by: @burnetteofgold
A/n: Hi! Thank you for requesting. It was my first time writing for Caranthir so please excuse some of the characteristics. I hope you like it! ☺️
Warnings: (almost) drowning
It was a beautiful spring day, and you had set out to go on a picnic to a nearby meadow. The park was too busy these days with all the couples, parents and not to mention the little kids screeching at the top of their lungs. You wanted something quiet. Somewhere pretty, quiet and lovely for your picnic.
It didn't take you as long to prepare your basket as it had taken you to decide which eyeshadow look would be the best for the occasion. Green and pink? Yellow with sunflower theme? Baby blue? And the list went on as you sat at your vanity and stared at your reflection. Thinking long and hard about what would be the best combo for today. It was a well know fact to everyone who knew you that you loved colors and everything pretty. A magpie of sorts, attracted to shiny and beautiful things. And there was nothing wrong with that. Though perhaps your extensive collection of skincare would have liked to protest, if it had a voice to do so. Because skincare was another love in your life. Meticulous routines, extensive research on active ingredients and what was the best one for which skinconcern....you knew a lot. A walking skincare encyclopedia.
That same morning you had done everything as usual. Your morning skincare, haircare and all the little odds and ends you enjoyed before starting your day. Your day would however turn out very far from your comfortable routine. You were going to be in for a Rollercoaster and you weren't even remotely aware of it as you grabbed your bike keys and picnic basket. You didn't notice the slightly charged buzz in the atmosphere nor the way everything seemed to be so....on edge. Like something was about to burst, like a can of fruit preserves that's got too much pressure.
You took one last look in the hallway mirror, you had your comfy jeans on and a favorite t-shirt that gave you joy every time you looked at it. The makeup you wore was a pastel pink and green look inspired by the pretty tulips you had seen at the store yesterday. It brought out your eye color and gave you a boost of confidence to tackle the day.
You arrived at the meadow in no time. The sun was already high in the sky, making it pleasantly warm. The flowers of the field bloomed and lifted their fragrance in to the air, making it smell sweet. You had found your spot quickly and sat down. Enjoying your picnic for a long while.
The enjoyment of sitting down didn't last long however. Soon enough your mind began to itch for a little adventure. Getting up from your spot you ventured out further in to the meadow. On the hunt for pretty trinkets. You often found colorful rocks and small trinkets here. There was a river nearby as well. Since it was warm enough today, you decided to venture out to the river. Maybe read a little by the riverbank.
Standing by the riverbank you didn't get any time to recollect your bearings as in a split second the ground beneath you fell away in to the river. Throwing you in to the waters. You had no idea what was happening and panic started to set in. Flailing wildly against a current that you were certain was not so strong just a moment ago. You were dragged under the water roughly and struggled against the current. The temperature of the water suddenly became multiple degrees colder. As if you had jumped in to an icy lake instead of a warm spring stream.
You managed to come up for air and screamed as loud as you could for help. Through bleary eyes you could just about vaguely make out something or someone speeding towards you on what seemed to be a horse? You heard a deep masculine voice call out to you in a language you couldn't possibly understand even if you tried. But the urgency in his voice was universal. Withing moments your freezing, soaked body was hauled out of the waters on to dry land. You were shaking from both the cold and the adrenaline that was still coursing through you. When your eyes finally adjusted you saw to your great horror that you were not in the meadow anymore. But in some vast plains that resembled a winter landscape with an even larger river that was deep and dark. And you were sorely underdressed for the frigid temperatures.
You would later find out that you had nearly drowned in the river Gelion. Close to the border of Thargelion, kingdom of Caranthir the dark. You finally lifted your gaze and were met with a sight that made you freeze up. You were being held up by what looked to be a man who could put models to shame from back home. A long thick mane of unruly pitch black curls cascaded down his back and shoulders. His eyes reminded you of the blueish frost on the windows during a snowstorm. And his skin was soft and even. Aside from one large port wine stain birthmark, marring his beautiful features. But even that, to your half delirious state from nearly drowning, looked more like a peony than an ugly mark.
Caranthir spoke to you in a language you didn't understand. Which did not make any of this easier as he was after all the harshest of his brothers and the quickest to anger. And this man's patience....it grew thin. To Caranthir's great relief you could understand common. Which gave you some leeway in to calming him down. But he was not going to let you off easy. You had nearly drowned on his lands, were severely underdressed for the season and looked completely out of your mind. At least to him.
"Who are you and what ails you? Why were you in the river Gelion in this time of year?" Caranthir spoke through gritted teeth. He had to try his best not to kickstart his temper as it was already starting to smolder under the surface. Who in their right mind, dressed as such, would venture out in to an icy river? In the dead of winter! Caranthir was exasperated with you already, but he still had kindness in him. So after you spent 10 minutes explaining your situation he wordlessly hoisted you up and on to his horse. Wrapping his cloak around you to protect you from hypothermia.
The ride to Thargelion was not too long, but it was agonizing in more ways than one. First of all you were still soaked through and freezing. Secondly you were pressed up against what to you was possibly the most handsome man you could imagine. You were definitely not okay. It was unfortunate that this handsome man was also a cactus personified. The whole ride through he kept pestering you with questions and occasional barbs that made you think that perhaps he was entirely made out of poison. Caranthir wasn't too good at holding his tongue.
In the healing wing of Thargelion you were soon warmly accommodated and cared for. A healer was always close by to check on you and a maid kept you company for as long as her schedule allowed. Soon you had learned her name; Lanyarë, and became friends. Though for the most part of your friendship you'd end up calling her Lanya.
After your first encounter with Caranthir you had not expected him to be so generous. He had ordered a room to be prepared for you and for all your needs to be perfectly met. By nightfall you had cozied up in some pajamas after a warm bath and a filling meal. Any wounds you had gotten were treated and were healing quickly.
"What a day...I think I'm slowly going mad." You muttered under your breath. You by some sick twisted fate nearly drowned and ended up in Middle earth. "It might be best if I just go to sleep. Hopefully this is just one really realistic hallucination..." you mumbled before drifting off to sleep, surrounded by the many smells and sounds unfamiliar to you.
Come morning you awoke with the sorest limbs you'd ever had in your life. Not so unexpected after the events of the previous day. The day went by in an uneventful fashion; mostly staying in bed and being treated by healers. And the occasional interrogation from the elf you now knew was Caranthir. "He should have a plaque on his forehead; beware, barbed tongue & volatile." You'd grumble time and time again.
The next few weeks passed by speedily. Much to your surprise you'd come to like your grumpy host more than you'd dare to admit out loud. And after 2 months, it looked a lot like it was mutual. You'd find random flowers on your bedside table at ungodly hours of the morning. Which at first was admittedly creepy, but he was perhaps more emotionally constipated than you had thought. You frequently found yourself lavished with favors and privileges some other guest weren't getting. And the small embroidered squares of fabric here and there with sweets in them were puzzling. Until you one day had come to ask Caranthir for help, finding him in his office. Handling a needle and square of fabric with impressive precision. The silence in his office felt heavy, stifling, almost. He had all but sunk in to the floor. All it had to do was open up beneath him and Caranthir would've jumped straight in. This was by far the most red you'd ever seen the face of the lord of Thargelion. A cherry would be ashamed if it had to compete with him. The needle clattered on to the floor. A sound that was now much louder than it should've been. And a slight tremor could be seen in his hands as he rather abruptly stuffed the embroidered fabric into a pocket of his robes.
"What business do you have in my office at this time mortal? Have you no sense whatsoever?" He barked out. But it lacked conviction. He stubbornly held your gaze, unwilling to show weakness even in the face of being discovered.
"So...you are the one who's been sending me those pretty embroideries? Not Lanyarë?" You asked quietly. A little confused, you hadn't expected it to be him. Of all people.
"Yes. Yes it was me! What of it? Who did you think it was you obtuse creature-" His usual snide remarks started to resurface. It seems like he can't hold his tongue even with those he loves. Perhaps even more so with those he loves. He doesn't like deceit after all.
"I thought it was Lanyarë...you know, her name means weaver in your language, right? So I thought-" you were cut off soon after by an exasperated caranthir.
"No! By illuvatar you obtuse, dense, senseless mouse! It was not my maid. It was ME. How do you not recognize the handiwork of the lord of Thargelion? I sought counsel from my brothers, and asked countless elven ladies!-" Caranthir ranted for five minutes straight about you being denser than celegorm after too much elvish liquor. And you'd be tempted to believe him considering you had almost glossed over the fact that he had just confessed his feelings to you.
"Well at least it's mutual then." Was all you managed to mutter before slamming the office door behind you and walking back to your room with a heart beating faster than that of a mouse. He liked you too. That's all that mattered right now. The rest? You'd figure that out later. Your stay in Middle earth suddenly got a whole lot more fun.
I LOVE THISS you hit the jackpot with Caranthirs character!! i lowkey forgot i requested this and I can imagine myself in a pantera shirt with baby pink eyeshadow LMAOO, thank you so so much with accepting this, i loved itt 🫶
iliad adaptation that follows the actual book to a tee EXCEPT it has odysseus in the background commentating like one of those sports commentators on every single scene, like:
"Achilles - yes, the Achilles - has just received word that Patroclus, his dearest companion, his partner in the camps and possibly in other activities (depending on who you ask), has fallen in battle! This is a moment in history, folks! Achilles is on his knees, howling at the sky like a man who just lost his entire world, ever the theatre kid!"
"Now, forget about Achilles, let’s talk about the real losers here: the entire Achaean betting pool. That’s right! If you had money on ‘Patroclus survives the war,’ you might as well start handing over your gold and spoils!"
"Hector is on the run, folks! I repeat, Hector is on the run! This is NOT a drill! The Trojan prince is circling the walls of Troy, and Achilles is right behind him, faster than Grandpa Hermes on cattle stealing duty! That’s one… two… three laps around the city! My, my, my, this reminds me of my sister's unfulfilled weight loss plans."
"AND Agamemnon fires back! Says Achilles is just a whiny soldier who doesn’t respect the chain of command! Achilles’ jaw just dropped, I don’t think I’ve seen him this offended since someone suggested Patroclus should wear his armour. And now - oh, oh, folks, he’s reaching for his sword! HE IS ACTUALLY GOING FOR HIS SWORD! ARE WE ABOUT TO WITNESS A MURDER LIVE?! IS ACHILLES FINALLY FULFILLING EVERYONE'S DREAMS TO KILL AGAMEMNON?!"
"AND HERE COMES THE SLAUGHTER! Diomedes is absolutely dominating the battlefield - twelve men down, zero resistance! Look at that form! That precision! Just a drool worthy performance of a true warrior! Meanwhile, I’m executing a perfect steal - warhorses? Mine now! That’s right, folks, I am officially expanding my contingent of stolen goods!”
“So there you have it, folks! Another flawless Odysseus-Diomedes Special™ - efficient, deadly, and absolutely not romantic in any way, despite what the Myrmidons are snickering about behind our backs. Yes, we can hear you!"
Last song: Calisto Yew’s theme from Ace Attorney Investigations 1. Listening to it as I type this, lol. From my Spotify Wrapped 2024 playlist :)
Favourite colour: don’t do this to me… many colours are beautiful… green, blue, pink, purple… thank you…
Last book: Still something I’ve gotta work on is reading more books. Last one I read was the Doctor Who Rogue novelization! That was enjoyable, I liked the extra scenes and backstory it added :)
Last movie: Uhhh hmm I don’t see movies all that often… I’m unsure, but by tomorrow the answer will be Wicked?
Last show: Dandadan season 1 finale… which, tbh, I hadn’t realized was the season finale until after I watched the episode lol! Very looking forward to season 2 tho :D
Sweet/spicy/savoury: Hmm probably savoury? Sweet is also good, tho I think there is definitely a thing as too sweet… and as for spicy? I like some spicy stuff even tho it may burn my mouth after loll
Relationship status: single as can be 😽✌️ alas
Last thing I googled: movie theatre tickets lol
Current obsession(s): Dandadan beloved omg… I haven’t watched a lot of anime, but I’m starting to! Grateful netflix recommended this to me lol, it’s so. It’s got everything you could ask for. Wacky, funny, has a lot of heart with the characters… great music… and maybe I’m a little bit of a sucker for high school students getting pulled into crazy adventures. Momo and Okarun are so cute too… sillies <3
Fire Emblem Heroes isn’t going anywhere for me… with Book 9 having a law theme, it excellently combines with my love for Ace Attorney, and I love Rune already!!
Then ofc Ace Attorney… had a blast playing the Investigations Collection, and I’m continuing to catch up (the timing is almost never right for me to watch live) on Mark Ota’s streams of TGAAC, which are always a ton of fun :D
Then I am also trying to now and then write stuff for my own ocs too… I don’t talk about them enough… but I love them very much, please do know <3 Maybe I show a bit of favouritism for Willow and Pyg, but hey, they are the main characters :3
People to tag: ack my least favourite part, I always fear I’ll forget someone!
@rosymaraschino (I want to return the favour, I appreciate it whenever you tag me in one of these kinds of things! :) )
Aww tysm💚💚 and of course, I’m glad you enjoy the posts I tag you in! Also, hope you enjoy seeing Wicked. :)
So, I’ll get into the prompt!
Last song: extended demonic little grey cat theme song. Love the original, but I needed MORE. A link to it because it is absolutely glorious https://youtu.be/J5v3gKGc8Mw?si=8P_xf5u_WTe8YX1J
Favorite color: Gotta go with mint green. But I have a lot of faves in pinks, purples, greens, blues, and reds.
Last book: Does fanfiction count😅? If so, it’s Halloween With You on Ao3 by LapisAlatus. It’s very cute, plus Rafal!
Last movie: 9, the one with the little rag dolls. So messed up, but in a way, beautiful?
Last show: Arcane, and it is a masterpiece. I’m sure there are flaws, but I literally cannot think of any. I’m in awe of how such an amazing show came out of a barebones video game.
Sweet/spicy/savory: Savory without a doubt. I can eat anything savory while I gotta be in the mood for sweets and spices.
Relationship status: single and NOT ready to mingle. Unless your name is Lord Askr Fire Emblem (or Læraðr, or Bruno/Zacky Wacky, or Ginnungagap, or Ganglöt, or Nyna, or Nerþuz, or…ok it’s a long list of fictional characters)
Last thing I googled: Bayojeanne official art. The fact there’s nothing of them in Bayo 3 furthers by disowning of the third installment even if the game has wonderful gameplay
Current obsession: Fire Emblem Heroes, and by extension, the cow daddy himself- Askr🩵 I’d be a lot more depressed if he didn’t exist tbh because my dad is a nightmare to deal with😢 so uh, I’ve got daddy issues but Askr just wonderful. Also I’m autistic so when I get latched onto something I ride it till the cow comes home. I sound stupid but Askr genuinely makes me happy in ways nothing irl really has. And makes me happy to be alive.
Also I’m back into Hells Kitchen again, but I’m more of a silent watcher than actively contributing like I do with Feh
Also as you did with me, I’d love to give a shoutout to @roeldraws for always including me in these sorts of posts as well!! Thank you so much, I have a lot of fun with them, and it’s nice to do the same :)
Last song: 遇到了爱就是家乡 黑神话:悟空 by 佟心竹 and 8082Audio - every time I get tagged, it’s a video game track
Favorite color: purple 🙇♀️
Last book: I haven’t picked up a book in years ngl…😅
Last movie: Gladiator 2 ⚔️⚔️⚔️ wooooooooh
Last show: Advisor’s Alliance - I will never escape ROT3K…
Sweet/savory/spicy: sweet. I have the diet of a 3rd grader 😇
Relationship status: single thank god. I hate people
Last thing I googled: “yone heartsteel” Someone on twitter said something about him looking different from his normal model so I was checking okay??? He does look different btw
Current obsession: Dynasty Warriors Dynasty Warriors Dynasty Warriors. And it’s only going to get worse when DW: Origins comes out
I don’t have 10 people tbh but tagging:
@strawberrywindow @kakmem @ray-elgatodormido and anybody else who wants to join!!
Last Song: Criminal by TAEMIN (imagining my obvious fav dancing to it in flooded Xiapi)
Favourite colour: Cyan 🩵
Last Book: The Wheel of Time Vol.1 by Robert Jordan. My grandma gave 1 and 2 to me as a birthday present however I have yet to finish (and kinda didn’t click either 😔)
Last Movie: Either Ultraman Rising (really good movie absolutely loved it) or the Dynasty Warriors movie (so bad it’s hilarious, made me laugh my ass off, would be fun on a drunk watch with buds)
Last Show: Teen Titans (2003). Just an amazing show and aajansbqjbajwvshs😩👌
Sweet/savory/spicy: Mostly Spicy even if it makes me cry. Sweet too but not too sweet.
Relationship status: Single. I’m probably Aro/Ace. And despite me being an unhinged thirsty simp for my blorbos, irl me went through a messy and poorly handled situation which resulted in me being visibly disgusted by any display of non platonic or familial affection (except my sister and her bf) if I wasn’t already. Let us keep it at: Men disappoint me.
Last thing I googled: “do Triads wear tattoos” it’s for a Fanfic I’m not sus please FBI agent 🙏
Current obsession: Anything Three Kingdoms related. I am in deep and I ain’t gonna get out anytime soon. Only going to get worse with Dynasty Warriors Origins. Already pretty bad with Wo Long.
Don’t have 10 people but I’ll tag @zhoudadudugongjin @the-kingdom-of-wei and @lucien-lachance
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AITA for almost killing a man?
r/AmItheAsshole
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Okay so I (2500 M) and my brother (2600 M) live with our cousin (2500 M) after a war which made us have to flee our home. It was super chill for a while, we boosted his military forces with our people and helped expand infrastructure, and generally we helped his city prosper.
Then one day, this guy (33 M) randomly shows up, and starts saying a bunch of shit about how he wants to take back a treasure from the guy up north (36173 M) so he can marry this girl (2653 F, I’ll call her L), and our cousin is in on it. Except that treasure is our dad’s family heirloom, and he died trying to get it back.
Obviously me and my bro tell the guy, let’s call him B, to step the fuck down, and the rest of the people agree with us. Our cousin still wants to go with him, so he and B go off with about 10 other guys. Apparently, our cousin dies. But instead of my bro getting the crown since he’s the oldest, our cousin’s nephew (2186 M) gets the crown?
Anyway, so people start thinking we tried to kill our cousin, which is NOT the case. Cousin’s nephew ends up banishing us even though we saved him from dying, and my son (2319 M) ends up disowning me. We leave with brother’s dog.
On the way to our brother (2730 M)’s place, we see B and his girlfriend, L. Obviously we’re pissed at them, plus they’re still trying to steal something that’s rightfully ours. My bro’s about to talk to B when he literally jumps towards me and almost strangles me to death. He also committed robbery and stole my knife and horse, and talked shit about me. Since he almost killed me, I take my brother’s bow and shoot at L twice. Our dog ends up literally betraying my bro who raised him since he was a small dog for some random thieves. The second shot hits B because he jumped in front of it. Honestly, I think it should count as self defense, since he was the aggressor and nearly killed me, plus he robbed me.
Anyway, AITA?
believe it or not the ainur are actually worse than the numenoreans
look at these horrible little people
do you know how many assorted valarindi show up in one (1) unfinished tales draft or the like. lines-wise they're alright but the time it took to collect all the maiar and vala kids is more than double how long the beorians took
at least the numenoreans go more or less straight down, *and* they're more or less collected in one place
on the other hand by far the worst is the hobbits
these infuriating creatures have like nine kids on average and almost every single family is related to each other in at least four ways
One second all you know is "Diomedes will lead the charge", the next you create the concept for a musical about him because Diomedes
[son of Tydeus, master of the war cry & horse-tamer, King of Argos, warrior of Athena who sacked Thebes at the age of fourteen and one of the youngest kings in the trojan war, of whom the trojans were more scared than achilles, close friend to Odysseus, who fough with three and injured two gods in a single day, one of the only kings to return home quickly, only to be exiled from Arogs and betrayed by his wife, almost got sacrificed to Ares and then founded cities across Italy before he eventually got deitified]
deserves more attention and you need everyone to know about him.
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plagued by daemags brainworm so severe it thwarts me from doing anything else the homoeroticism of being the last of your people the narrator the best musicians of two warring races but when they are all gone it doesnt matter anymore
by someone who spent most of 2020 fooling around with a zodiacsona, and now can’t stop assigning signs to characters.
Aries (Aka “Gets shit done” but also “Impulsive mistakes with potentially cathastrophic consecuences): Fëanor, Lúthien, Tulkas, Haleth,
Tauro (Aka "Enjoys the simple things” but also “Headstrong as fuck”): Nerdanel, Yavanna, Ungoliath
Geminis (Aka “Can’t stop learning and talking about things I know” but also “Might love you now, stab you in the back later”): Finrod, Maeglin.
Cancer (Aka “Caring and protective” but also “Simps”): Fingon, Ulmo, Beren, Nienna.
Leo (Aka “Natural charismatic leaders” but also “A bit of an airhead”): Fingolfin, Glorfindel, Turin, Finwë
Virgo (Aka “Centered, rational people” but also “Control freaks”): Sauron, Galadriel, Maedhros, Elrond
Libra (Aka “Good and popular with people” but also “Can’t decide shit by myself”): Finarfin, Elwig
Scorpio (Aka “Secretive and mysterious” but also “Resentful fucker”): Eöl, Curufin, Turgon, Mandos.
Sagitarius (Aka. “Adventurous & possitive ” but also “irresponsable & potentially dangerous”): Aredhel, Celegorm, Oromë, Galdalf
Capricorn (Aka.“I can achieve anything that I set my mind on” but also “Libertarian”): Caranthir, Ecthelion, Saruman
Aquarius (Aka “Unique ways of thinking” but also “I might set things on fire just to see what happens”): Melkor, Celebrimbor, Aulë (optional Galadriel tbh)
Piscis (Aka “Artistic and sensible” but also “I was too busy daydreaming and forgot about all my responsabilities”): Maglor, Irmo, Manwë, Celeborn
Pls let me know your own opinions. Specially about Mae, Galadriel and Elrond. I changed them like 4 times each, I swear.
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