mostly ia

i do not believe for a second that chris pratt can do the mario

chris pratt most certainly cannot swing his arms from side to side while teleporting around a desert landscape

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

people who hate mario are so strange like what did he do. what did he do to you

whenever i am feeling like a depressed loser i look at sexy and cool anime men to cope. i think about them so i am noy dhejrh sjkwbro3 jwjebkr wHEMSDJSK EHWKRHIEEI%HEKW3U #^×*=^*;&#DJKW ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■

you all just hate me because i make bad posts and my personality is deeply aggravating

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

it drives me crazy how humans are just meant to hold each other. how come when you hold someone's hand, your fingers just perfectly lock with theirs? how is it that when you hug someone, your face fits just right in the crook of their neck? how can your hands cup someone's face like that's their only primary function? it cannot be coincidence that our bodies are fully capable of holding another... we were designed to love

i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself