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I realized earlier I actually hate sex and there’s no reason for every hoe ever to play in my face as if I haven’t been neglected since birth. Like my love is actually a privilege and er actually ☝️ you don’t deserve my attention

Every time I make a new blog I say some shit like “I’m not gonna talk about sex anymore” so everything I say that’s sexual from this point forward just imagine me typing with one hand. Cus I don’t have sex and I’d never tell you that if I did anyway

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

Dude why does this fucking sex toy have it’s own little social media I’m too high for this shit rn

I think it had an option to save and share the custom vibrations you can make it do and I was gonna post it since nobody’s here but my phone fucking ate it. Guess it sucks to suck

Dude why does this fucking sex toy have it’s own little social media I’m too high for this shit rn

I’m looking through this bitch like hmmm what is everyone doinggg! And it’s a bunch of people old enough to be my mom omg. Feels like Fetlife if it were in Fortnite

There’s bugs all over my house but I’ve recently acquired a rabbit vibrator so everyone pray I don’t squirt cus I don’t think I have the energy to clean that

Me and this thing are married now

Go my mutual finder