House of Balloons

Hated the experience of being back. Thanks, see you next time!

i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch

problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the echo to play certain songs before he enters the bedroom so he can have entrance music appropriate to his mood

this sounds like the opposite of a problem

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

anyways if you find artwork on tumblr and feel the need to repost it on instagram or twitter, congrats, you’re a shitty person and every one of your 1500 instagram followers knows it

Like, when ppl link on Twitter that’s cool, but ugh when you crop my signature AND the bit where I specifically asked you not to repost… I don’t want to just start slapping giant watermarks on everything but I guess I’m gonna have to

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

when playing an open world game, at what point do you stop harvesting plants and return to the main quest??

there’s a main quest?

sometimes the main quest can unlock certain equipment or abilities that make harvesting plants more efficient