princessinatower.com/careers

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

in the dead wife flashback saying shit like im glad its raining the plants really needed it

in the dead wife flashback doing a back flip

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

effedupmovies.com/careers/

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.