defunkt

Everything I’ve learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will.

if little shop of horrors came out today yall would be so horny for the plant. yall would ship it with the twinky little main dude and there’d be discourse over whether it was better to humanise the plant or not. there’d be humanised fanart of it as a skinny white dude in a green suit. i know yall too well and i know you can’t be trusted with the responsibility

“Closeted people don’t face homophobia/transphobia” like take a wild fucking guess why they’re in closet in the first place buddy

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

we all know it but no one’s brave enough to say it

beatles fans are worse than kpop fans

I have NEVER had to read abt paul mccartney being a baby cow and mooing softly w tears in his eyes as somebody strokes his baby cow cock bc he doesn’t think he deserves it and that’s that on THAT

Mood