baby girl please don’t trust these fuckboys

I JUST WANT CUDDLING THAT INCLUDES SLEEPY KISSES AND WATCHING MOVIES AND FALLING ASLEEP ALL TANGLED UP TOGETHER ON THE COUCH OKAY I DON’T SEE WHY THAT’S TOO MUCH TO ASK

y’all think this is a joke? once it rained at the end of the school day and we all ran, hugged, screamed, and danced around as if we had all just won the lottery

California sounds like the ending of Holes

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

French: …Sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, sixty-ten… Other languages: **stares** French: **stares back** French: …sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve, sixty-thirteen…

French: …sixty-sixteen, sixty-ten-seven… Other languages: *shutting eyes* French: …sixty-ten-eight, sixty-ten-nine… Other languages: *hands over face* French: …four twenties! :) Four twenties one…

Pls watch this I nearly got fired for this

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

That’s an ipad