A Wizard's Scrapbook

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

Do they make hrt that turns you into a dark souls npc?

morphine

Stop that you’re not allowed to be funnier on my post

Do they make hrt that turns you into a dark souls npc?

morphine

try not to laugh for 10,000 years challenge ends in failure when on the 3,652,424th day a delightful tumbling beetle causes me to chuckle whistfully

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

Gotta hit them with the short thoughtful pause and THEN asking “you?”