BullShipper

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I tried to scroll past I really did

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

DYING. I AM DYING.

Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher

This post has evolved.

I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.

Oh my god this was the laugh I needed. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is the best ever 😂😂😂

Ladies is it gay to tell her that you love her but you’re not sure if she heard cause the roof is pretty windy and she didn’t say a word and the party’s dying downstairs there’s nothing left to do… it’s just you, her and the moon?

this is leeroy, he’s going to be your choreahgraphêr, leeeeroy hmgmmph