🍊🍋Bullet Train incorrect quotes ft. my oc pt. 2:
Part 2 with Ladybug this time lets goooo
Tangerine: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Lemon: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Ladybug: I got distracted halfway through.
Felix: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Tangerine: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Felix: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Ladybug: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Lemon: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Ladybug: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Lemon: *looks over at Tangerine and Felix* Lemon: Is it “sexual tension”?
Felix: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Lemon: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Ladybug: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Felix: Tangerine! I can't do this stupid math!
Tangerine: What’s the math problem?
Felix: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Lemon, covering Ladybug's ears, while Tangerine smacks Felix upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
Tangerine: That's ridiculous, Felix doesn't have a crush on me.
Lemon: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Tangerine?
Tangerine: Ladybug, easily.
Ladybug, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Tangerine: Well, Felix would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.
Felix, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
Lemon: Ladybug, you'll be working with Tangerine and Felix.
Ladybug: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Ladybug: ...Of people on a team.
*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
Lemon: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding the Son.
Felix: For the record, I already found him.
Ladybug: And you let him get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Tangerine: I'm surprised he waited this long, Felix. We've all had the urge.
Lemon: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Ladybug: I sleep with a knife.
Felix: Both of you are pathetic.
Lemon: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Ladybug: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?
Tangerine: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Lemon: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Felix: Rock also defeats baby.
Ladybug: Shh, here comes Tangerine!
Felix: Quick, Lemon, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Lemon: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
Felix: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.
Felix: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?
Ladybug: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Lemon: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!
Ladybug: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots…
Tangerine: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!
Ladybug: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Felix: You're smiling. What happened?
Tangerine: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Lemon: Ladybug tripped and fell down the stairs today.
Lemon: Why are your tongues purple?
Felix: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Tangerine: I had a red one.
Ladybug: You drank eachothers slushies?
Lemon: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Tangerine: Not if they consent to it.
Felix: Depends on who your stabbing.
Lemon: Made you all playlists!
Lemon: Tangerine, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Lemon: Ladybug, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Lemon: And Felix has the ABBA Gold album.
Felix: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Tangerine and Felix kiss passionately*
Lemon, to Ladybug: You owe me 20 dollars.
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