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so this happened

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🍊🍋Bullet Train incorrect quotes ft. my oc pt. 3:
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Felix and Tange being gay edition :P
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Tangerine: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Felix: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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Felix: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Tangerine: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Felix: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.
Tangerine, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?
Felix: Perfect.
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Tangerine: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Felix: It was autocorrect.
Tangerine: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Felix: Yes.
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Felix: Relationships should be 50/50. Tangerine cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Felix: Are you ready to commit?
Tangerine: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Tangerine: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Felix: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Tangerine: But you’re always acting stupid?
Felix: ...
Felix: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Felix: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated.
Tangerine: You once said that about an orange.
Felix: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.
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Felix: This bloodline ends with me.
Tangerine: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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Tangerine: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Felix: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Tangerine: look Felix, I'm not slut shaming you but...
Tangerine: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
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Tangerine: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Felix: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Tangerine: I—
Tangerine: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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Felix: Know why I called you in here?
Tangerine: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Felix: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
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Felix: It'll be fun.
Felix: We'll make a day of it.
Felix: Come on you punk bitch.
Tangerine: I can't believe I have to say this.
Tangerine: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.
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Tangerine: Fine! I don't give a shit!
Felix: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.
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Felix: What are you in the mood for?
Tangerine: World domination.
Felix: That's a bit ambitious.
Tangerine: You are my world.
Felix: Aww...
Tangerine:
Felix:
Tangerine:
Felix: OH.
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Tangerine, turning to Felix: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Tangerine: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Felix: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
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Tangerine: I feel like doing something stupid.
Felix: I’m stupid, do me.
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Felix, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Tangerine: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Tangerine: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Felix: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Felix: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Tangerine: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.
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Felix: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Tangerine: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Felix: Seize the dick.
🍊🍋Bullet Train incorrect quotes ft. my oc pt. 2:
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Part 2 with Ladybug this time lets goooo
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Tangerine: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Lemon: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Ladybug: I got distracted halfway through.
Felix: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Tangerine: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Felix: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Ladybug: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Lemon: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Ladybug: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Lemon: *looks over at Tangerine and Felix* Lemon: Is it “sexual tension”?
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Felix: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Lemon: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Ladybug: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Tangerine: Guys.
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Felix: Tangerine! I can't do this stupid math!
Tangerine: What’s the math problem?
Felix: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Lemon, covering Ladybug's ears, while Tangerine smacks Felix upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
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Tangerine: That's ridiculous, Felix doesn't have a crush on me.
Ladybug: Yes they do.
Lemon: Yes they do.
Felix: Yes I do.
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Lemon: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Tangerine?
Tangerine: Ladybug, easily.
Ladybug, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Tangerine: Well, Felix would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.
Felix, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
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Lemon: Ladybug, you'll be working with Tangerine and Felix.
Ladybug: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Ladybug: ...Of people on a team.
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*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
Lemon: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding the Son.
Felix: For the record, I already found him.
Ladybug: And you let him get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Felix: He stabbed me!
Tangerine: I'm surprised he waited this long, Felix. We've all had the urge.
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Lemon: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Ladybug: I sleep with a knife.
Felix: Both of you are pathetic.
Lemon: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Felix: Tangerine.
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Ladybug: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?
Tangerine: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Lemon: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Felix: Rock also defeats baby.
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Ladybug: Shh, here comes Tangerine!
Felix: Quick, Lemon, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Lemon: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
Felix: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.
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Felix: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?
Ladybug: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Lemon: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!
Ladybug: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots…
Tangerine: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!
Ladybug: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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Felix: You're smiling. What happened?
Tangerine: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Lemon: Ladybug tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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Lemon: Why are your tongues purple?
Felix: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Tangerine: I had a red one.
Lemon: oh.
Lemon:
Lemon: OH.
Ladybug:
Ladybug: You drank eachothers slushies?
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Lemon: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Tangerine: Not if they consent to it.
Felix: Depends on who your stabbing.
Ladybug: YES??!!?
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Lemon: Made you all playlists!
Lemon: Tangerine, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Lemon: Ladybug, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Lemon: And Felix has the ABBA Gold album.
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Tangerine: I love you.
Felix: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Tangerine and Felix kiss passionately*
Lemon, to Ladybug: You owe me 20 dollars.
me white knuckling my bathroom sink, staring into the mirror with wild bloodshot eyes and reminding myself it's okay that we don't have real prequel/sequel news: cishet tangerine isn't real, he can't hurt you
What if I told you the first chapter of my first Tange fanfic was done and sitting in my drafts rn? Would you want it?👀👀
I’m kinda loving it so far, lowkey writing it for myself but I’d share 🫶🏻🫶🏻

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🍊🍋Bullet Train incorrect quotes ft. my oc:
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Get a taste of their dynamic, Felix is a flirty fuck and Tangerine usually wants nothing to do with it (he does). Lemon is bestie vibes💛🍋
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Lemon, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Felix, not looking up from his book: Really? Tangerine, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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Lemon: You need a hobby.
Felix: I have a hobby!
Lemon: Fawning over Tangerine isn’t a hobby.
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Lemon: Tangerine, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Tangerine: Felix, Lemon wants you to get out of the house.
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Lemon, at Felix: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Tangerine, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
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Felix: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Tangerine: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Lemon: Ya know... it might be.
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Felix: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Tangerine, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Lemon: Wow, Felix was late too! What a coincidence!
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*talking on the phone*
Lemon: Remember how I said that Tangerine and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Felix: Yeah…
Lemon: Well, we’re in jail.
Felix: *hangs up*
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Felix: Tangerine has no idea I’m high.
Tangerine: You’re high?
Felix: Oh, I’m sorry.
Felix, leaning over to Lemon: Tangerine has no idea I’m high.
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Felix: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Lemon: But are you shuffling?
Felix: Everyday.
Tangerine: What language are you two speaking??
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Lemon: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Felix. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Felix!
Tangerine: Nope.
Lemon: In that case, as the archbishop of Tangerine's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Felix right on the lips!!!
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Felix: We need a diversion. I say Tangerine gets naked.
Lemon: No.
Felix: I could get naked.
The squad: NO!!!
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Felix: What do people in relationships even do?
Tangerine: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy.
Felix: Okay. Didn't ask.
Lemon: Asks question
Lemon: "Didn't ask"
Felix: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.
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Lemon: Truth or dare?
Felix: Truth!
Lemon: Do you-
Tangerine: I dare you to kiss me.
Felix: *kisses Tangerine*
Lemon, to Ladybug: They said “truth”, right?
Hiya, my Bullet Train/Tangerine fixation has returned, and I also kinda want to get back into fanfic writing soooo…. prepare for some fruity shit!🍊🏳️🌈 (or just BT reblogs bc I’m lazy <3)
Here have my favourite Tange gifs for now🫶🏻🧡🫶🏻
Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine
—BULLET TRAIN (2022) dir. David Leitch
Can we all just look at him