poubelle

no-purpose flour

drinking red wine straight from the source (jesus’ side wound)

#see you just don’t get this on twitter

they died doing what they loved

taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

i don’t reblog posts from myself ever except this one

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

Emails sent by the IRA to Margaret thatcher

women in period dramas are like tee hee i’m so shy and demure like their tiddies aren’t absolutely SPILLING out of their bodices 😑

i did not have parasocial relations with that tumblr mutual

I love north american river otters, they're always looking and seeing too.