Where’s the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote Bring me the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote

Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.

One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.

Your cat’s name is Yardstick?

ok kids lets all go to bed and wake up tomorrow, refreshed, ready to be hyped over Animal Crossing for the Nintendo Switch ™

good morning everyone! it’s a little under two hours until Animal Crossing for the Nintendo Switch is announced!

RIP baku (????-2018)

Nintendo please revive baku with an animal crossing direct this year.

Thats why its on a shirt

God forgot to give sins to the angels and thumbs to the goats, so that angels have more thumbs than they can handle, and goats have more sins. To this day goats and angels both adore and resent humankind for having BOTH thumbs AND a capacity to sin, in balanced and wieldy amounts. That’s a fact about the creation of the universe

……i can’t tell if this is shitposting or talmudic midrash

Surprise it’s both

Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign. Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

THIS IS SO PURE. The baby is as big as their parent’s head. I’m sobbing

Why babies always trying to eat somebody’s face 😂

Sir this is a McDonalds

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient