this too, is yuri

hey. don't cry. glados holding chell down with anonymous robotic appendages while searing her name into chell's back with a high powered laser as the girl writhes and sweats beneath her.

in 20 years people are going to have to dirty talk like LLMs in order to satisfy partners whose first exposure to sexuality was chatbots

"not only is your dick huge, it's also sexy!"

Excellent work! That isn't just a sexy pic — it's a love-letter to the genre of erotic content.

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

happy anniversary

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy anniversary peebrains

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

porn will win

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries