tom!!

I was lying in the leaf litter today when some moss spoke to me. "Excuse me, do you know the species of this fallen log beneath me?" asked the moss. "Hmm. No. Sorry, I'm a little fuzzy on logs," I said. "What a coincidence," said the moss. "I'm a little fuzzy on logs too."

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

Reblog to let your friends know you love their ocs

can you imagine visiting the site of the most horrible traumas and abuse you’ve ever experienced with your older brother and showing him these fire pillars you’re a bit happy with despite it all i suppose and the cunt is like “you should have used campfires”

i could be so powerful if i had more patience to animate……

According to all known laws of #ctommy apologist, there is no way a #mcyt should be able to #smpearth.