born under a bad sign

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

I loveeee kerry & jeanie they’re so sweet and nice. I don’t care about these men mostly though

mark should probably stop fucking chuny though i know his dumb ass isnt over susan and chuny is way smarter than him

Settings > My Pillhead Uncle > Configure My Pillhead Uncle

the way lestat’s trauma is taken seriously and sensitively in this series while armand’s past as a child sex slave is constantly joked about is extremely weird

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

people on tumblr love to be like "wouldn't it be cool if there was a show where..." and then describe something that happened on supernatural. and if it didn't happen on supernatural it happened on riverdale