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they should invent a body that doesn't hurt

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)