NOT A SEX BLOG!!! I HATE SEX!!!!!

for starters, i wholeheartedly believe that bonzle helped crack young geo’s egg and made him realise that he’s a man. bonzle is a transfem icon of course she would do that

i feel like he might’ve just decided to risk it at first by just finding testosterone medication (usually gel and injections) in the land of lost things, but as soon as the portal gate was repaired, cole took him to the doctors and managed to secure him a proper prescription for HRT.

geo had managed to find a binder, and it did fit, but it was just a bit too tight. either that or he used things like bandages (which led to a fair bit of rib issues) as a makeshift binder. eventually, after the portal gate opened, he bought a binder that fit him, and eventually got top surgery (i personally place his top surgery between s2 and s3)!!

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

One Terabyte is equal to 1,024 Gigabytes

The Bible Old and New Testament is 6 Megabytes, 1 TB can hold over 166,666 copys of it

ZANE MEMORY HAS THOUSANDS OF TERRBYTES?????

In scale to the only computer in the world that even comes close, is ‘The Machine’ could (supposedly) hold 160 TB of data

fritz and spitz are almost like grandchildren to him. he can see how cole's good nature and warm soul rubbed off on them a lot, and also wu just adores them!! just imagine him being forced to babysit them or something one night and the day after they're just refusing to let go of him or something like that 😭

wu admires geo's artistic streak a lot. even though he hasn't done many artistic things in recent years (mostly because he was A Fucken Ghost, but also because he's just forgotten to), maybe geo encourages wu to pursue art again because of how much he seemed to like it. in response, he teaches geo the art of poetry!! they'd have a cool friendship imo

and. wu and bonzle. ive already talked about how much i adore their friendship but AGHH!!!! imagine how proud he is of her after seeing the form she's in now, and how proud she is of herself!! maybe sometimes wu wishes he could be as honest about himself and his own identity as bonzle is.