frog time!

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

We Put Some Dill and a Little Lemon on That Bad Boy, What Happens Next Will Slap Your Balls Clear Into Next Tuesday

fuck it. shrimp HELL now.

IF SHE HAS PINCERS AND AN EXOSKELETON AND WALKS SIDEWAYS SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRL SHE IS A CRAB

#my three carcinized girlfriends (yes they evolved to have crab-like features)

Peeny M. Suckler ESQ.

guys i know it’s been said a lot but please, PLEASE register to vote for bernie sanders and then DO vote for him this upcoming super tuesday. it takes like five fucking minutes and it’s of critical importance. we are getting closer and closer to winning this thing but the DNC is going to throw everything they have at bernie to fuck up his momentum and buttigieg just dropped out, which means a lot of those voters could be going to warren or biden. PLEASE, please vote. this is probably the most important election any of us have ever seen and we NEED to win it.

don’t be lazy, don’t be scared, don’t put it off. if everyone who cares gets out and votes we’ll have this election in the fucking bag. if we don’t, and we lose, we’ll never forgive ourselves