hello lovely human beans! I'm Jade, she/her and your friendly neighborhood pansexual chaos gremlin.

My primary fandoms are 9-1-1, Stranger Things and Hawaii Five-0, but I am multifandom trash and so also enjoy a handful of anime, Stray Kids, Harry Potter fanfic (fuck the rest of it and fuck JKR), and a whole bunch of other things that tickle my fancy.

I am very much a massive Steddie, Buddie and McDanno shipper but I am absolutely a multi shipper. I will say, this is not a safe space for Bummy shippers and I can't even pretend to be sorry. Tommy Kinard is the woooooorst.

This isn't just a fandom blog. It started its life as an rp blog and has morphed into a personal/fandom/writing catch all over the years so there's a lot going on in the navigation.

While I do write fics, my muse is and always has been a fickle bitch and I have many fics planned that may or may not ever actually see the light of day.

Minors do not interact.

This is NOT a safe space for racists, bigots, transphobes, homophobes, xenophobes or MAGA.

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