Behold! The printing titty!

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

*chef's kiss* but also oh god her poor back

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

Sometimes it's not "your fault" but it's still "your problem" because nobody else can fix it.

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot